" child support "

 [ "child support" ]

1: A support plan for a parent (always the father regardless of the situation) to help with expenses of their children after divorce. Unfortunatly, it is based on laws written when mothers could not enter the workforce, and had no way to provide for their children. It is necessary for parents that do not have joint custody, but these days with split (50 - 50) custody, women are still awarded child support, for some unknown reason, and still bitch about it on a daily basis. Along with their Alimony payment, its a potential windfall taking a year or so to plan out. Generally, a child support seeker does this multiple times and ends up having 6 kids from 3 different fathers, and no longer has to work. Of course she is still unhappy, wonders why she is alone, and how did she manage to pick three losers in a row??? To help with her self esteem issues, she refers to the ex towards her children as dead beat dad!. This makes her feel superior, influences the kids (until they get older and realize mom was never anything more than a life support system for a pussy in the first place and never really contributed anything to society other than helping stimulate the economy with someone elses money.) As time goes on, and child support and Alimony payments dry up, they are forced to attempt to enter the work force again, only to find that you can't get a job that pays you to do nothing but bitch and sit on that ever expanding ass watching soap operas all day. Their job experience consist of working at Mc. Donalds when they were 16, and a professional waste of life from the date of marrige to present.

  * e.g.,  ... Ex Wife: I need some extra money for the kids Dr. Appointment this week. 

 [ "child support" ]

1: another way for a woman to strap on her rubber penis and screw you with no rubber or grease...also see fucked and ruined

  * e.g.,  ... Friend 1: "man, my ex-wife just hit me with that damn child support!" 

 [ "child support" ]

1: 1) A good idea when 2 parents want to create children, but only 1 wants to raise them. 2) A bad idea when both parents want to spend equal time with the children.

  * e.g.,  ... 1) I'm glad Tyrone pays child support. He dated Gladys, pumped & dumped her, and has never bothered to see Tyrone Jr. 2) Bethany has the kids, but, no job. Eric hardly ever gets to see his kids. He is forced to pay lots of child support money, but he doesn't get to enjoy his children. I think equally shared physical custody & no child support should always be encouraged by the courts, and only parents who DON'T want to take their children should have to pay child support. 

 [ "child support" ]

1: When a parent calls one of his/her children for help when assistance is needed with a computer, cell phone, DVR, etc.

  * e.g.,  ... My mom couldn't remember how to open her email so she called me for child support. 

 [ "child support" ]

1: n. Money garnisheed from a father's salary check to help support his children.

  * e.g.,  ... Kiersten was so excited to see Tyrone with a child support check (the first in six months), she decided do him a favor and go to bed with him, only to find out later he had impregnated her again. 

 [ "child support" ]

1: The thing you have to sign up for nine months after you came early.

  * e.g.,  ... "I came early in my girlfriend today. Creampie!" -Rick "Ask me how it feels in nine months when she's paying child support." -Wilson "Nah, she's getting an abortion." -Rick 

 [ "child support" ]

1: Something that bum ass nigga ain't NEVER finna pay

  * e.g.,  ... that BUM ASS NIGGA don't pay Child support. 

 [ "child support" ]

1: A mythological payment which is supposed to be paid to single mothers (now known as double mothers ) to alleviate the full financial burden of raising kids as well as looking after them. The UK's child support agency has spent billions of pounds of tax payers' money trying to prove the existance of this elusive payment, by asking the absent parent to supply it. However hardly any payments have been located by this multi-million pound organisation. This evidence suggests that child support is a mythological beast, concocted by a bored civil servant on a grey rainly English afternoon to tempt women into reckless procreation so that the media could have a bit of a laugh at their expense by painting them as morally inferior when they ended up poor and overworked.

  * e.g.,  ... single parent: Where the bee-jesus is my child support? 

 [ "Child Support" ]

1: One of the consequences A guy must face for sticking his dick inside a pussy

  * e.g.,  ... Mark : Oh Kiersten your pussy is so soft im gonna cum! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! 

 [ "Child Support" ]

1: A way society continues to abuse men. Men who are duped into signing court papers and never get to see their kids because of their bitch of an ex wife have to pay it, yet, they NEVER get to see their kids. Also, how come a woman can have an abortion without any consent from the dad but yet still expects him to pay if she doesn't have one? How come the dad has no rights yet tons of responsibilities for the child? It's a societal abuse of divorced men.

  * e.g.,  ... Child support needs to be abolished. It's abused more than it's properly used.